so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There's even glitter on my cock...
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