I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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