If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
FUCK WHALES
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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