I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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