new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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