Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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