Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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