PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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