So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
mondays should just be called national damage control day
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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