dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'd cum for enchiladas.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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