how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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