why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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