from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
one two three fourrrrnication!
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
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It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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