My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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