they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Watching her eat just hurts me
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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