Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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