omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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