I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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