If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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