and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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