That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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