I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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