I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
