i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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