People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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