What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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