yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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