I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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