butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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