As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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