You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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