Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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