another moral hangover. fuck.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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