Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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