If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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