we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
A+ Viking dick
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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