i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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