that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Randomize
