And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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