you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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