I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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