Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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