Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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