Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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