I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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