Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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