Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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