i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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