Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Buhtt sex?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
