I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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