For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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