my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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