Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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