it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
and she was petting her beer can
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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