i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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