Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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