Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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