somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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