I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
birth control should be required to get into college
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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